My Proverbs 31

 ¹⁰ A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies. ¹¹ Her husband has full confidence in her and lacks nothing of real value. ¹² She brings trys to bring him good, not harm, all the days of her life. ¹³ She selects wool and flax and works with eager hands. ¹⁴ She is like the merchant ships, bringing her food from afar Kroger, Walmart, and The Bulk Food Store. ¹⁵ She gets up while it is still night, so she can get on Facebook; she provides food for her family unless her mama cooks and portions for her female servants.¹⁶ She considers a field and buys it garden boxes and has her husband build them; out of her earnings she plants a vineyard peas. ¹⁷ She sets about her work vigorously; her arms are strong for her tasks her arms get tired. ¹⁸ She sees that her trading is could be profitable, and her lamp does not go out until late at night. ¹⁹ In her hand she holds the distaff crochet hook and grasps the spindle yarn with her fingers. ²⁰ She opens her arms to the poor children and extends her hands to the needy other mamas. ²¹ When it snows, she has no fear for her household; for all of them are clothed in scarlet. ²² She makes coverings for her bed; she is clothed in fine linen and purple jeans and t-shirts. ²³ Her husband is respected at the city gate gas well, where he takes his seat among the elders well tenders of the land. ²⁴ She makes linen garments playsilks and sells them, and supplies the merchants with sashes children with toys. ²⁵ She is clothed with tries to show strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come. ²⁶ She speaks with the wisdom of her mama,and faithful instruction to her sisters is on her tongue. ²⁷ She watches over the affairs of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness. ²⁸ Her children arise and call her blessed Mama, Fee, and Hanny; her husband also, and he praises her: ²⁹ “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all. You are a great wife and mama” ³⁰ Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. ³¹ Honor her for all that her hands have done, and let her works bring her praise at the city Heaven's gate.

Now, if this were only true all the time... ;)